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                          唔，国产灯泡的手感还是不错的，质量还算是有保证。                                                                                                             李澈也没有拍掉我的手，由着我做出这个放肆的动作，末了，他只是凉凉地问了一句：“m够了么，要该m一下其他地方来证实是不是本人么？”                                                                                                             我慌的立马地缩回了手，我发誓，我对李澈最熟悉的还是那张脸，对他身上其他部分我一概一无所知，请不要用有se眼光来看待我和他之间的关系。                                                                                                             “你开玩笑？”我认真无b地问着，“其实我真不觉得自己哪里b较出se。”                                                                                                             “我知道，一个宅nv，放假可以足不出户用泡面电视睡觉来解决，钱不多，或许到现在的存款连个卫生间都买不起，工作能力不强，混到现在也就勉强算是个合格的dj，也没有想要往上爬的野心，作风习惯也不好，经常丢三落四的，唯一可取之处也就算厨艺了……”                                                                                                             李澈哼了哼，说出来的话又快又狠。                                                                                                             我一头汗水，虽然都是事实，但是也不需要这么直白吧，太伤人了吧。                                                                                                             “喂喂喂，至少我还有身材吧！”                                                                                                             我抗议，虽然没有前凸后翘很魔鬼，但是至少也还在合理范围之内，么有超标地横向发展，怎么说我也算是保养到家了。                                                                                                             “唔……”李澈迟疑了一下，“如果你要勉强算上的话，我不反驳。”                                                                                                             “还有我买衣服的审美观念不错，这是得到老外肯定过的！”我想了想又补上了一句。                                                                                                             李澈冷笑。                                                                                                             “凌墨，你说的是那一次在星巴克里面遇上的已经年近七十的老外吧？”他嘲讽意味十足，“你还真好意思拿这件事情说事！”